this is a question that a friend of mine asked me.
the answer:
only on tuesdays and wednesdays. the rest of the week they're allowed to eat anything (or anyone) they want. the reason they're not allowed on tuesdays and wednesdays is because on Sunday, July 20, 1969, when Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, the aliens were so thankful that they didn't land in their prized Zorgmoph gardens, that they proclaimed two days to honor Neil and Buzz. by 'honor' they meant they wouldn't eat humans that day. humans are meat, and y'know, aliens don't differentiate between us and our quadruped counterparts, hence...
...oh, and in case you're wondering why they didn't proclaim, say, sunday and monday (after all, they landed on a sunday), sunday was already reserved for observing the phases of the earth and other planets, and humans don't like mondays, as is well known, so they didn't think it would be considerate for them to be 'celebrating' us on a day we're all angry.
~minja013
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